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Dear All,

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain emails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and I want you to know that because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's only good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I stopped using my ATM card because I am afraid that someone might have installed a small device on the ATM machine that will steal my ATM card number and my pin number when I am typing it in.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I will get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda

haha.....lol..nice one

thanks for sharing.

anyway, did the bird pee on ur head today??

lol

this is great - i just got another one of those emails today where this person was offered 7cents by bill gates for any email sent blah blah blah........ and it got me so crazy.... they keep keep filling my inbox!!!

Very funny. You must have had a good amount of free time on your hands.

great!! hahaha!! that was nice!!

LMAO Now I've gotta forward that to my buddies. . .

hahahaha thats pretty funny stuff!

LMAO
Weird isn't.
Chain e-mails drive me crazy.
People have such an imagination.